@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: Both the Superbowl and New Year's can be fun if your team is scoring at will.

The Super Bowl is the New Year's Eve of the football season. You only have fun if you get incredibly drunk and pay for it the next day.

@BootHillBossanova: She's Brittish.

@Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: Dirty talk.

@Sam IamNot: Cha ching. I think it is his chest sweater that makes him so sweaty.

Soon to be Mr. No said the same thing last night.

@Hatey McLife: Suck it, Icarene!

Kane has been using as a coaster for his cans of Bud Light.

I have to take umbrage with this list. Toy Story 3 was way overrated.

@Body By Bacardi: He's a method actor.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: +1

@Hatey McLife: +1

@ralphlaurengirl: What color was his dress?

1. If you can afford a sonic care get one. Your teeth feel like you just left the dentists office every day. AWESOME.

@DonChandlerMissed: Well, he did neither today.

@MopUpReliever:Let's hope so. I am ready to get it on and he wants to have dinner. I am only going to get drunker as the day goes on.

1. Bears lost.

@Bellwether Johnson: This is on my brothers fridge.

@UkraineNotWeak: +1. But now is not the time.

@Eddie Murray Sparkles: Really, I had more hope with Hanie than the giant vag that is Cutler.