Most women won't pee in a port a potty unless she has no other option. These are fucks of last resort.

I always took him for more of a Peanut cracker.

Who ordered the code red?

If he had been caught there with his parish priest, LaSalle would have sent Daulerio there with 12K worth of scuzz money in an envelope to buy his silence.

They have a lot more teeth than I expected.

@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: RIP.

WHORE!

@Hatey McLife: +1

When you overdose me with bowl games I have no urgency to watch any of them b/c there is always another one I can watch later or the next day.

WHORES!!!

@CoolHwhip: I know, but jeez, that was bad.

Maybe I don't understand football, but if you are in the end zone shouldn't you throw the fucking ball?

@OaklandZooKeeper: You gotta start somewhere.

@Same Sad Echo: I'm sure your wife appreciates that.

@All Over But The Sharting: @Same Sad Echo: My fiance makes his family gravy and the pasta from scratch. The sauce us incredible but it is the homemade pasta that makes the difference.

@Forte_Oz._To_Freedom: This is a sloppy mess.

Nice.

@Hatey McLife: +1

@wilsonchandlersgerminfestedtoo...: -1

@KateFace: Just be sure to mention that you are wearing them when you are asked if there is anything else you wanted to share about your background.