Nothing cooler than a guy checking out a ball game in a suit and tie.

Nothing cooler than a guy checking out a ball game in a suit and tie.

@THE MENTALIST!: Welcome back. You were missed.

@I Party With Smoot: I suspect Dash is a Red Wings fan, being a Michigander and all.

Trust me, Dash, our parents were disappointed in us long before reading this.

@Frrost: I neither have a cat, nor am I your (or anyone else's) bro. I have a dog and am a female.

@Dave J.: Please don't tell me that. Please don't tell me that. Please don't tell me that. Please don't tell me that. Now I won't be able to sleep.

Also, why the hell do you guys have mice and rats in your kitchen? Sweet jesus.

@Fuzzy Dunlop: Always makes me laugh. Always.

Barry, you are so right. I think the bench coach should run out a give him a mild electric shock. That'll teach him.

@SponsoredbyV8: Promoted.

@SponsoredbyV8: Promoted.

Will,How soon until you call us sportsfags?

You forgot the part about applying the desitin and the powder. Otherwise you will have one screaming kid with diaper rash. Also, at some point your beloved son is going to piss on your face, chest, or wall. It just happens.

God, I love playing wiffle ball.

Yay, Vagina!

I am udderly in shock at seeing all the real tits in this picture.

@Everything But the Current Sink: I'm with you on this one. Women don't grow up thinking well I can go to college or be a hooker. Let me make a list of the pros and cons of each, compare them, then decide to be a hooker. It just doesn't work that way.

Just wait until he gets traded away, he'll be ligthing his farts like a champ.

@uninspired: He was on A&E on Monday night talking about his addiction, his trips to rehab, and all he went through to get clean. His ex wife and kids were interviewed and talked about how awful he was when he was using. While watching all I could think was good for him, he turned it around. Now all I can think is…