@ArkansasFred: Hey, the music from Jesus Christ, Superstar is really catchy.

@ArkansasFred: +1

@Justinhalpern: Thank you. You were the best so far. Well done and good luck on the book and TV show.

@Gilbert Publicly Funded Arenas: I am just getting fucking sick and tired of the why don't I have a star comments. Because you don't. When whomever decides that stuff wants to give you one, they will. Until then make funny jokes. Or interesting comments.

@Gilbert Publicly Funded Arenas: Well, I am sure continuously bitching about it will help. Keep up the good work.

@blogsarefun: Meet you at O'Hare in 2 hours.

Honestly, I have not felt the same about the Cubs since this incident. I have really just given up hope. When people ask if I think they are going to win it all, I just say, no, it is never going to happen. I sleep better now.

@UkraineNotWeak: SHOTS AND WHORES!

@StevieFranchise: Cavernous is a bit of a stretch (see what I did there), I prefer the term gently used. Douche.

@CurseOfBobbyLane: +1

@Kid Canada: My SIL uses that because she studied in England for a semester. I want to punch her in the mouth when she does it. That would be like me deciding it is a good time to start speaking French. Annoying.

@Kid Canada: My SIL uses that because she studied in England for a semester. I want to punch her in the mouth when she does it. That would be like me deciding it is a good time to start speaking French. Annoying.

@J Money BS: You are correct.

Hey, Deadtern! I resent being called sorta racist. The rest of the stuff is fine though.

@roland_t_flakfizer: +1

@Gourmet Spud: I thought it was pretty funny.

@Kid Canada: How very mathematical of you to figure this out. Many Hawks got fat raises this year.

Well, you have to count their own fans, and that runs up the numbers.

I've got this thing, this vomitting fat kid, and it is fucking golden.

@Quake 'n' Shake: I'd enjoy that. I know I am the only one.