@Kid Canada: Hey, I can't read Canadian. Please translate.

And let them eat cake. Urinal cake.

@Murray Hewitt: +1

@SamLipsyte: Um, he is a commenter on this site, that is a rather silly question.

I long for the days of Jerry Krause, Jordan, and 4 folding chairs.

@Hatey McLife: How do you do it? Your brain is a million times faster than mine.

I'd rather have these guys out there than the idiots with the It's Gonna Happen signs. Get out. It is NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN.

I eagerly await her apology to the public, her family, and coworkers.

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: Katie Bakes? She is our female rep.

@Juancho: That is very true. A lucky few get pictures of my shots before I drink them. Anyone who wants to subscribe to my newsletter please message me with your number and I will add you to the list.

Well then. I like to send pictures of shots to randos. Sign me up!

That boy is a P-I-G, pig.

Yeah, but how many Fredo's did Hogan pull?

Old. Man. Balls.

@Phintastic: Tricky isn't it. I meant sustain on their own. I think this is like talking politics and religion in a bar, not a good idea.

@Phintastic: B/C to threaten someone with death is to threaten to take their life and I think a fetus is not considered a sustainable form of life.

@I Like Cheap Beer: Yep, most of those coaches are crooked as all hell. And everybody knows it. It is no different than politics around here.

@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: You're the one with the Pale Hos.

@BootHillBossanova: Seriously, if you are not into it, don't do it. Worse than no blow job is a lackluster, I am doing this b/c I kn0w you want me to, but I want you to know I hate it. I, of course, am assuming this but it works the same for us, as well.

@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: How did she not figure out what was going on there? Jesus.