@SmellTheGlove: Yeah, I am at my desk this morning for the love of my job.

@Rick.Felt: Exactly...don't fuck someone else's husband and you might be able to avoid those feelings.

@Kid Canada: +1

@Pete Gaines: I am of the belief that he was to be AJ's designated driver and failed to be in the right place at the right time.

@MattinglysSideburns: Me neither.

No whores allowed.

@Tyson's impetuous style: +1. Well played.

As soon as he saw she was fan of Deadspin, he knew they were as starcrossed as Romeo and Juliet.

Also due next for a 10K loss: AJ Daulerio in legal fees and fines.

Where the fuck was Mamula?

Certainly someone has video of him karaoking I Love This Bar on their cell phone.

@Bobby Big Wheel: You got a shout out and everything! Well done. And why are there never free shots in the 630/312/773? I like shots.

@Dr. Chad Sexington: Well, I'm a girl, so yeah, but I thought that is why people liked WHORES. So you could come on their face.

@Dr. Chad Sexington: Hey, some of us got our stars by doing the following each other thing in the first place. Fuck it. If it works, you go with it. Now can I cum on your face?

@Aerothermal Heat: And wish him happy birthday!

@TheStarterWife: This can only end badly.

Lester Bangs was wrong. This story signals the decline of Western Civilization.

@WipeMyPujols: I think it is because at one time or another we have all felt bad about ourselves in some way. I'm too fat, I'm losing my hair, my tits aren't big enough, I really fucked up my career, I'm not pretty/handsome enough, whatever it is that gets to you about yourself. And when you feel that way it is…

Until they quote something witty from Spud or Weed they really aren't getting it.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Every summer I have an intern working for me. As I conduct interviews they continually tell me how stressed they are at school. All I can think is !. If your Bachleor's program is stressing you out you are doing it wrong. And 2. Wait till I'm fucking done with you.