Allons enfants de la Patrie...

I wush he had taken Will's Dad with him. I can see them throwing cans of Busch light out the window as they make the drive.

The only thing that shocked me in the police report is that he is 45 years old.

Well, it was lube giveaway day after all...

@UkraineNotWeak: Damn you! +1

@Hit Bull Win Steak: +1, seriously. That is awesome. This will be stuck in my head all day.

@daveberman: I didn't change it, it changed on its own. It might be a message?!?

@Gamboa Constrictor: Of course my old avatar reappears today.

@Gamboa Constrictor: Q:How can you lose with Ryan Theriot batting lead off? A. Everyway possible.

@Gourmet Spud: +1.

God, I wish I was 30 again.

@Armen Tamzarian: @Beer_Fart: No worries, fellas. We are all good.

@Armen Tamzarian: She did one every year. Always taking the catholic or big 10 schools to win in the first round. She actually finished pretty nicely last year.

I will be filling out my Mother's Memorial Brackets tonight. Go Catholic Schools and Big Ten teams!

@Beer_Fart: I'd have laughed, and probably given you a +1.

@Beer_Fart: She also did not say she refused the shot. If you don't like the way he treats you, refuse the drink and walk away.

@StevieFranchise: It is for damn sure more than 2 grand. Really, this person took a huge risk in their personal safety for very little money. Anything could have happened to them.

WHORES!

@Kid Canada: +1

Angel Guzman's past in baseball didn't look so great either.