@Disco Choo: Last night I had someone in the bar tell me that he couldn't wait to get his Superbowl tickets. I just laughed and told him he can put them next to his Cubs World Series Tickets.

@jodark: Yeah, because there are always so many witnesses in these situations. Give me a break. The point of the post is that innocent until proven guilty does not change public perception. And let's be realistic, yes there are some nutty girls out there, but this stuff happens. And mainly goes unreported. You…

@UkraineNotWeak: A smokey tornado is part of the interview process.

@UkraineNotWeak: A smokey tornado is part of the interview process.

I think the window is the real martyr in this situation.

@Jefferson Tardship: +1

At least no Blackhawks were hurt. That is about the best I can muster at this point.

Now it's time to go outside, get drunk and make out with a snowman.

AJ, I think we are synching up!

As someone who lost her Mom 2 months ago, I give Joannie a lot of credit. I still feel shitty about 90% of the time. So if she wants to cry, let her. Hell, I started crying in the Starbucks yesterday and all I did was order a cup of coffee.

@Beer-Fart: That actually makes it worse.

A guy wearing that jacket should never make fun of anyone else's clothes.

Canadians ruin everything.

@I Like Cheap Beer: Agreed. She isn't looking too trampy, she looks like she doesn't know what looks good on her or how to match so she over matches. But the skirt is red, so I should wear the red boots, right? No, you should not. She needs to be on What Not to Wear. She is attractive but could look 100 times…

@Phintastic: +1, still look at the video every once in a while for a good laugh.

@Billy Clyde Puckett: Seriously, I don't know how there are so many of them that manage to fuck this shit up. These girls are drunk. Tell the girl she is pretty and your odds go right up. How do you get to college and not know this?

I had a dream about Tiger last night(not that kind). Let's get this damn thing over with already.

Fuck those fuckin' fans who come out here and say they're Olympics fans that are supposed to be behind you rippin' every fuckin' thing you do. I'll tell you one fuckin' thing, I hope we get fuckin' hotter than shit, just to stuff it up them 3,000 fuckin' people that show up every fuckin' day, because if they're the…

@formerly Chief Wahoo: In all my days, I have never seen a magazine put a pretty girl on the cover to move some copies. This is shocking.

@Juancho: You get married where the bride is from or where you both live.