Why do I wish they had badges?

At least it is not a Buzzsaw tattoo. That would be a real tragedy.

@Bobby Big Wheel: I don't know, AJ said we were all unique and special snow flakes. Then he posted something about cumming on a girl's face.

@Phintastic: I agree. Especially when you have been around for a while, you get used to certain people and how they comment. You sort of know who will comment on what kind of post they will comment on and what they might say. Or just the style of how they speak (write).

@SponsoredbyV8: By the way, I enjoyed this very much.

@Phintastic: I don't know this to be 100% true, but I always assumed they were the same guy. There is a certain tone to our comments that makes us us.

@Chris Hanson's Axe: Tequila makes a girl do strange things.

The prom really was fun.

@MopUpReliever: Well I guess we could give them food as long as we sterilized them first.

@Beer-Fart: Open wide.

@Its_Jetertastic: You know who I blame? The starving children. They are just asking for it by being hungry.

Dear 9/11 Victims-

One last stat total I'd like to know: How many women I've impregnated without knowing it. I assume and hope this number is zero. But you never know, do you?

@mydogisdexter: I'm still kinda drunk, but I think my point was that guy has no shot at ever having sex.

I have fucked a lot. And really that ain't one of them. If you are rooting that hard for you team you have lost focus on the pussy, and I can't be that bothered.

@Chris Hanson's Axe: He may as well just shout out, "I'm too ignorant to be a bigot!"

I wish Robert Redford had stopped aging at the time of the Natural. Then he could have boned me so I wouldn't chip.

Well, well, well. It seems the cock has come home to roost.

@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: I am nothing if not classy.

It's Thursday. Open wide.