@Amateur Prose: I think since it didn't fit his point he didn't mention it.

@Amateur Prose: Ummm, no rings.

Professional blogger?

@Civil Negligence: See, that is the joke I was looking for. +1 to you.

I think it is gonna be a long, long time before I see a group of more poorly dressed men.

@CumaeanSibyl: Woops.

@formerly Chief Wahoo: The only woman that would come around here must like misogynists.

@Phintastic: Ah ha. That makes sense now. I guess they are trying to draw in some ladies as evidences by the XY.

@bamassippi: Did I miss the explanation of what DeadspinXY means?

@wrlanemd: I don't make fun of your imaginary friends. So let's just leave it alone.

@UkraineNotWeak: Nope, but I am betting a lot of people thanked god for the Boone's Farm.

@SponsoredbyV8: +1

If someone wanted to offer me a better position, at a better company, for more money, it wouldn't take me more than 6 seconds to say yes. Why is this such a big fucking deal?

Hooray for Dong!

@Phintastic: Yes, there was a time when if you hit 35 or 40 followers you got a star or an editor/writer could give you one. When it was decided that they were taking the stars and you had to re-earn them by being funny, people went crazy and started saying they were leaving and not coming back. Then they kept…

@Silent Q: +1. There is no polite way to tell people I know you think the sun rises and sets with your kid, but I don't give a fuck. Now get the hell out of my office.

@Shakey: I don't think you need to call us WHORES. But whatever.

@crazyjoedavola: Very fair. Free reign in TGIF, or any of those shitholes. One of my brothers has 5 kids and I have been in restaurants with them. It takes about 4 adults to keep things under control. I am one of 5 and we always behaved ourselves. Of course my Dad was of the "I'll kick your ass in public school…

Now that they don't allow smoking anymore they should have a non-children section. Then the little bastards can run wild in the other part. Everyone wins.

@BenoitDenizetLewis: Well done, thanks for stopping in, and good luck with sales!