@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Fair enough. And if women stop giving BJs with gusto and enthusiasm after marriage they deserve to be cheated on or left. If they did that more often you night be a happier guy and take out the trash without being asked.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: If I am cleaning the toilets, the shower, doing the laundry, and doing the shopping (including buying all the gifts for your family functions and holidays) you can take out the trash. Plain and simple.

@Devi: Do you own a home? It will change when it is your own home. Or you will live in swill. Either one.

@J-No: Probably just knowing that they are who they are and accepting it is the healthiest approach in these situations. Don't ever think they are going to change. Take them as they come or don't get married. You will drive yourself insane.

Here is a pointer for the ladies. Leave something heavy by the garage door, walk past it with your male friend and see if he picks it up and carries it in for you without you having to ask. It should be something obvious like a 40 lb. bag of dog food. If he walks past it like he never saw it, he will always do that.…

I liked TigerBeat better when it had those great stories about Kirk Cameron and Joey Lawrence in them.

@formerly Chief Wahoo: See I view that as feminism, so I don't see the problem. And yes, as you get older you may not be able to pick up the hottest guy in the bar. This is not new news. But you can always still get laid anytime you want. Because the woman has the vagina, you see.

I don't see the misogyny, but then, I rarely do.

@formerly Chief Wahoo: It depends on what the definition of "is" is.

@DAULERIO: Yikes, I guess it is too hard for people to live their lives with a shred of dignity anymore.

This has gone from sort of funny to sort of sad for me. How humiliating for everyone involved. It even made me sad that this stupid woman came forward and said she was dating him. Essentially, she came forward and said I am giant whore and fucking this married guy, now please make me famous. How fucked up are people?

@TotallyRuckedUp: I am old, so I still talk about the '85 Bears from time to time. And since that is regarding football and not basketball, it is still relevent to the topic at hand. Try it, you might like it.

That St. Louis fielded a team capable of getting into the Super Bowl is even more unbelievable.

@ArkansasFred: +1.

My name is AJ Daulerio and I endorse this message.

Now who will point out to me when someone in the stands is eating cotton fucking candy?

Outstanding! I think I am going to enjoy these. Because I'm a drunk, and I like drunk stories.

Yesterday was a big day at the No household. A week and a half ago they found 4 tumors in my mother. 2 are in her brain and the one in her brainstem is basically untreatable. They are doing some radiation to try and shrink it/slow the growth to buy some time. But that is it, we have a couple of decent months left…

This is why I drink in the suburbs now. Who the fuck wants to run into this douchebag?

@Pete Gaines: I love you, Pete.