@TotallyRuckedUp: I am a female. And yes, it is exactly that kind of site.

@TotallyRuckedUp: Hm, hmmm.

That is not the picture I thought would go with that title. I feel a little let down.

I recognize this may be very unpopular around these parts, but I just had my 20th a few weeks ago and I had a blast. Go, get drunk, and have fun. Fuck it. Life is short, the bitches are still bitchy, but most of the people were really nice. And I was drunk for 3 days. We counted the new noses, new tits, and the…

@BigRedEd: Seriously, get another girl. She is pissed about a Monday night? She has got to be fucking crazy.

@J-No: Most of my vacations start with tequila shots between 9 and 10 am, and let's face it, people judge pregnant women doing that. So let's pass.

See the mens questions work better for me. I am currently in a relationship where I make 4-5 times what he makes and I want a prenup. I like my house and I paid for most of it before you came into the picture, so please understand I view that as mine. Also, I told you up front, I don't want marriage and I don't…

The godamn Nazis won their court case today so they are marching.

I can't possibly be the only woman in the world that has thought that if I wanted a child, I needed to put myself in a position to raise that child 100% on my own. Financially you can put yourself in a position to manage the situation all on your own. So really, while I do not condone the dead beat dad thing, I…

Cocksucker. #assholefandigest

@Proverbial: Finally, a story on Deadspin about tits!

@Weed Against Speed: +1. Well played. #clemsonwomensrowingteam

@J Money BS: +1 I can't wait to hear her next big announcement about waxing or getting a pedicure. #jennsterger

I went to my 20 year HS reunion 2 weeks ago. I counted 3 new noses, 8 sets of new boobs, and 2 what the fuck have you done to your faces? It appears bad plastic surgery is for everyone. #sammysosa

@Durr T. Sanchez: Me, too. That just shows our age, though. #alexrodriguez

This is like the time you fucked a pretty good friend because you both thought it would be hot. Then it sucked, so you went back and tried it 2 or 3 more times only to realize something was off and it just plain sucked. Stop going back. #malcolmgladwell

@I Like Cheap Beer: Hey, I was not alone in yelling WHORES!

One thing not up for debate, I would like to have lots of sex with Patrick Sharp. #chicagoblackhawks

By the way is there anyone on board the plane who knows how to manage a football team? #minnesotavikings

@BigTenObsession: Just laughed at it again. There will never be a day where Baby Mangino doesn't get a chuckle from me. Never. #halloween