WHAT WILL HAPPEN? WHO WILL PREVAIL? WILL I HAVE ENOUGH NACHOS TO LAST PAST THE SIXTH INNING!

@I Like Cheap Beer: They start and end like that. #dansnyder

@I Like Cheap Beer: I've never tailgated, but I have plenty of good drunk stories I could share. And anyone who knows me knows mine would be true. And involve lots of shots of tequila. #dansnyder

@StevePerryPsychOut: You're with me Chest Sweater. #dansnyder

Let's just suppose you both suck ass. Yep, that's it. #memos

50% of all marriages end in divorce. We may see a spike in those numbers in the greater Bristol community over the next year. #mediameltdowns

I think NASA has kidnapped Jose Lima for testing because clearly there is no gravity in a 3 foot radius of the man. #melissalima

Does anyone really believe this filthy bastard showers? #mannyramirez

John Nash will crack that code easily.

@titansfan78: What is so sad is that that moment has happened to everyone I know who gets divorced. You stand there and think, holy shit, I just failed at the single most important thing I was going to do in my life. I have failed. And you cry. Like a baby. Because at some point you gave up trying. #jimnantz

The trial over, Lorrie Nantz stood in the lobby of the courthouse sobbing. Stepping from the elevator her husband saw her standing there alone and walked over and put his arms around her.Together they stood, arms wrapped around each other, sobbing.The thing about getting divorced is that you have failed. You have…

@Peter Cavan: I am not going out tonight either, too much booze yesterday has done me in. #alcs

@Peter Cavan: Do you really need an excuse to go? Me, I just go. Because I like booze and they serve it there. #alcs

@Gourmet Spud: And you're Canadian, so I guess that makes us even. #dennisrodman

@Chris Hanson's Axe: Hey, The Mentalist is very funny. Don't knock The Mentalist. #mediameltdowns

Capulets and Montagues. But in the end let's hope that it is Stu Booyahs that gets the hemlock. #mediameltdowns

This too shall pass. Everyone remain calm. #comments

@MarkKelsosMigraine: And they get to enjoy the bagel festival. So they have that going for them.

@Weed Against Speed: You, have won the interwebs again.

@Chris Hanson's Axe: Nice.