Huh?

Egads, I almost wish you hadn’t.

I went to a co-ed school and was actively involved in a lot of clubs. I dated a lot. 40 years later, I don’t know 65 members of the opposite sex or even the same sex that I could find to testify to my character. It’s not that I didn’t have good character. It’s that none of us remember each other that well.

The rapist’s brother is now calling it kinky sex. And saying that she wasn’t kept in the house against her will.

“Calm down a bit, holy hell” is certainly a soothing, serene thing to say. 

Oh, shut up. You don’t need to be a jerk about it. Cetotherium didn’t say that *you* said she deserved this.

I also had to wonder how tired I am.

Not disinterested. Uninterested. Even though I know the difference I’ve made that same mistake myself.

Which politician was it who said a few years ago that even Hitler didn’t gas his own people? I guess now the Republicans are making sure they remember to say that Hitler did, indeed, do that.

Are people seriously considering what I just now learned from this article is called a “body harness”? Wtf function does that apparel achieve beyond being ridiculous and likely costing a small fortune?

It freaks me out that people hang out on the toilet before/after pooping, just reading or whatever. Like, it takes about the same amount of time to poop as it does to pee. Why don’t people hang out in the bathroom while peeing? It doesn’t make any sense. Also: gross.

At Home in the World is an incredible book. After reading it I was struck by the persistence of the idea that it was not Maynard’s story to tell. The book is about Maynard’s life, not Salinger’s. There’s nothing parasitical about it.

SQUISH THAT CAT!

What does this sentence mean?

THANK YOU MISFIT TOY THANK YOU! I knew I couldn’t actually have anything in common with KellyAnne. At least I hoped and prayed I didn’t.

I don’t want to defend her but it’s possible she had to take off her shoes and stand on the couch to take a photo of everyone together. Then she just sank back down into the couch to make sure she got it before putting her shoes back on. #shortpeoplestrategies

I cannot get over this. Anaheim mayor Tom Tait just held a press conference to ask us to “respect the process.” He said they’ll make a decision in two weeks. TWO weeks. And even then, the DA might not charge the shooter.

And they have the nerve to post on Twitter asking people to call their hotline with info. They…

These emails include the mayor of Anaheim, the city council, and the Public Safety committee as well as the LAPD (the shooter’s employer). Copy, paste, and tell them to arrest that unstable violent criminal NOW.

Wait wait I know this! If the ice were stacked above the rim of the glass and then melted, it would overflow. There’s no “rim of the glass” on earth. Right? Right? Some science person tell me I’m right.

There’s so much hilarity here. Do they really think baristas care what name they use to order coffee? They’re probably relieved it’s not another Seymour Butts or Hugh Jardon.