Because nobody seems inclined to answer you seriously: it's Cheers.

The sheriff is afar?

The best one I've ever seen: "What's the next superhero/sidekick duo? __Batman__ and __My vagina__.

Sean Penn doesn't do what Sean Penn does for Sean Penn. Sean Penn does what Sean Penn does because Sean Penn is Sean Penn.

… Bullwinkle?

AVC: That show has been around for a long time, and you don’t see it get a lot of play.

Those Satan Council creeps got to you too, huh?

(In the bonus round, they have to ass-certaine not only whose butt it is, but why it is farting.)

The game show where contestants are shown a celebrity's butt and have to guess whose it is.

It made sense in context. Trump bashed Jon Stewart for changing his last name (Stewart was born Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz) and Oliver reminded everyone that Trump's family had done the same. It was a perfectly cromulent point! Unfortunately, some people took it and ran the wrong way with it.

I'm seein' triple - nine hands!

The A.V. Club

If you said any of the above names, you were wrong - they were never hot OR beefy.

Like sleeve of wizard. (We're still doing Borat stuff, right?)

South Park did it! South Park did it!

It's a great name, but it ties us a little too closely to the millennium, and thus to millennials.

I like the concept - I don't identify with either generation - but hate that stupid name. We need to repopularize "Gen Y."

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On one hand, I like Amy Poehler and want her to succeed. On the other hand, her failure to become a movie star makes it more likely she'll be back on my TV screen once a week.

I can't tell if this is "I got mine, and I don't care about anyone else getting theirs" or "I've been locked out of my career for decades, so I'm willing to accept whatever table scraps the Hollywood patriarchy throws my way, and you should be too."