Disclaimer: I’m obviously not blaming Kathy Griffin for this.

Shitty Deadspin “writer” attempts to create article using novel technique of having no story whatsoever, fails miserably.

The real crime committed by Charles Manson is that he ruined the hippie dream. I have no idea why society in 1969 / 70 had to relive the death of that dream with a long, drawn-out criminal trial just because a district attorney thought some “murder victims” inconveniently got in the way of some knives.

Seems pretty reasonable. Acknowledgement that abstinence-only company policies will be taken no more seriously than abstinence-only education, puts in stuff that shouldn’t have to be specified but is because people love lawyers and pretending there’s a problem, and an awkward joke about what the no…

Smart move by the Georgian mob, some warrants can be ruled invalid by typos in the name.

Did you guys update the commenting platform? Because it is even worse than it’s ever been. Half the time I can only see the first comment and I can’t scroll down on comments because scrolling just moves me to the next article. Da fuq?

by seducing and drugging them with chloroform

I think he’s saying “Get in the fucking box, you mother fucking bitch mother fucker” because the batter had stepped out. Also because he’s insane.

Fake News: Lesner has been defending the Universal title in Alpha Centauri the past couple months. It’s not his fault the laws of physics won’t allow us to see the matches until 2021...

I don’t think so. That sounds pretty correct for the collective America now.

We just collectively orgasmd over a made up word by the President and we’re supposed to act all normal now?

Because people were giving TMZ shit for posting about Tiger getting arrested for “sleeping in a parked car”. Nevermind the fact that the car was parked halfway in the road, and that Tiger was stumbling around and barely aware of what was going on, and had damage to his car. So this video shows they weren’t just making…

[witty golf reference that undercuts the fact that we’re watching a guy freefall into opiate addiction]

lol. I’ll defer to your expertise in “cucks.”

When asked why they assumed it was meth he was carrying, Police simply held up a recent picture of X-Pac and declined further comment...

That’s the kind of call you see in a little league game right after the umpire comes back from an intensive weekend-long training course and wants to prove to everyone he knows all the rules now. Horrible.

I feel like there are much better targets of that slam than Shane-O Mac.

It’s also the decade of publically shaming people for making dumb jokes, which results in their lives being destroyed and people losing their jobs solely for trying to make a joke. But hey, at least people on Twitter/Facebook/etc. now are able to pretend they’re on higher moral ground by shaming others.

I know that look. It’s the same one I give my wife after one of the kids starts crying when I am supposed to be “watching” them.

In that very piece, he’s quoted as saying, “I thought I was a great candidate.”