he did hit him, but i mean, that is the universal sign for fastball inside corner as well...

I feel like a turd, don’t i dont get the joke.

You not knowing how to spell only makes you a slightly bigger piece of shit, fwiw.

Later that night the groom-to-be was traded for two grooms to be named later.

i would hope that all the girls softball teams were unseeded

And yet, Kevin Love finds him the scariest dude on the planet right now.

To be fair, he says everything with that level of intensity,

(Stephen A. Smith trotted out the James Harden Was Drugged theory, along with the James Harden Quit On His Team theory.)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA David fucking Ortiz is calling someone arrogant and disrespectful?

Why? His comment isn’t any less stupid or offensive if made to a man.

There are actually lots of connections between the Star Wars franchise and the Eagles. Both are overrated, both have loud obnoxious fans, both have asshole owners...

There’s actually a third Eagles reference that spans the entire movie franchise: Did you know that none of the Star Wars films have ever won a Super Bowl?

I like the Eagles reference in Empire Strikes Back when Yoda says “That’s why you fail.”

Rogue One’s ending seems like a pretty good representation of how a typical Eagles’ season ends.

Darth Vader forces-hurls a battery at a rebel commando?

So...YouTube stars are making films now? No. We can recognize the difference between a film and a video. This is a video.

I just watched Straight Outta Delco. We’re calling that a film/this man a filmmaker? He has a drone with a camera, and he patched some of the clips together. Come on now...

First, the headline makes it seem as though the Oilers converted ALL their women’s bathrooms to men’s, so my outrage meter had dipped significantly by the time I finished the article.

Albert "Don't Call me Joey" Belle was a steroid-raging thug from a thankfully-forgotten era. Why exactly are we giving this cretin airtime in 2015?