At least their urine tests were clean.

Personally, I think this shows major progress on the part of Montero. Earlier in the year, he'd have just thrown an empty ice cream sandwich wrapper.

Just as all gay men aren't "lustful cockmonsters", straight men don't turn into boob touching zombies when they see a woman. By definition, gay men are attracted to other men physically just as straight men are attracted to women physically. So by the logic presented in this article, men and women should be able to…

Shaw will continue to be allowed to attend his classes. However, his teachers have become concerned that maybe his dog didn't really eat all of his homework this semester.

To keep things fair, I hope you are also including incidents where police officers are shot at and/or killed also.

What is the goal with this? What do you aim to accomplish, by compiling this list?

I was thinking it was a horrible place/time to make a joke. And then I read the comments on here and realized we are a raising a bunch of pussies who really like to choose to be offended. It was a dumb joke between coworkers, does it really bother anyone here that much? Grow a spine already.

What comic relief! As a fan of Football, I'm so sick of my teams' profile pictures being preceded by, "Now, turn to your left."

The frustrating thing about this is that the man will likely issue whatever tepid apology is required and then just keep on keepin' on, having no idea why we can't take a joke around here anymore fer crissakes. He (and to be clear, I'm just using him as a proxy for a certain type of old dude) knows in his heart of…

So... they're sad because Vick doesn't have a dog in this fight?

Philly, by a vomit filled mile

Rob a thrift store and then break the eye socket of a police officer, and then continue to attack said police officer, and we're upset that the officer fired his fire arm? Give me a break. Don't rob people or assault police officers and these problems won't come up.

Wait...am I still at a disconnect to think the headline of 'terrible people' is unfair if we don't know the full story? I am in no way taking a side in this, and the police are out of control...but if in a week a cell phone video of Darren Wilson getting fucked up and wrestling for the gun and being attacked again…

Yeah, OK, but I'm pretty sure @ReillyRick had it first on Twitter.

In turn, ESPN is suing Cohn for breaking their glass ceiling.

I fail to see how this accident has affected Linda's ability to drool over Henrik Lundqvist.

And yet when Planet Fitness gives away pizza or bagels, it's considered a perk.

A totally serious question - can you also make a database that details attacks on police officers in America as well?

I get what you're saying, but I can't take you seriously until you have 2 experts on your side.

It's nice to see that kind of international solidarity, but the sad thing is that if he was on the pitch they might throw a banana at him.