"Keeping him out of team activities" is the new "two game suspension."

I'm offended that any site would lie through a misleading headline that infers Police are firing live ammunition at rioters when they are doing nothing of the sort.

It's also the same article that at least two Eagles beat writers put out following last year's training camp.

Oh hey, cool sports article! Considering Magary is the only legitimate writer this site has anymore I don't blame you terds. Or is it turds? I have always spelled it with an E. Please post more shit that has nothing to do with sports. Your team has the hottest, hippest takes on the issues. Do abortion next! Or…

I really find it stupid that Deadspin is forced to top a Sports site with this Gawker crap. Yes, this is newsworthy, but if I want non-sports news I'll go to a non-sports news site. You are inciting rioting with this crap and some of the blood is on your hands. Do you know that?

I guess the insinuated "fear" here is that we aren't too far off from police officers riding in MRAPs, seeking out black people w/ the help of night vision goggles, and taking them out with military-issued machine guns.

I'm pretty sure that's how you say hello in Detroit.

Nathan was just auditioning for his post-baseball career in wrestling as one of the new Full Blooded Italians.

Open your wallet.

Iron your khakis.

Hate crime. He would not have sucker punched the guy if he was black. Then again, if the guy was black he wouldn't have been extolling the virtues of hockey.

It is an abridged out of context quote from after he got wrecked by Kenseth at Bristol, when he threw his helmet.

Please tell me this is just really bad trolling.

Maybe part of the reason nobody else hit Ward was because Ward was actively avoiding them, while actively aiming for Stewart.

This comic is ten years old. And it wasn't exactly a new concept then, either.

The coverup is worse than the crime ,especially when there was no crime. "I got drunk and took some tasteless pictures with a few women". End of story. "Misrepresented", you'd get as much traction with a photoshop defense.

One of the few cases where "That's not my face" would have been a perfectly valid statement.

Boxing legend is a bit of a stretch

"Cut me, Mick," indeed.

Really, the joke would only work if the team's name was "Loyals" and the shirt said "Royars," but please don't think about it too much and keep clicking that little star icon.