Michael Vick wasn’t available? How perfect this could have been. Especially when they don’t let him out.

Because you’re a pussy.

Whine. Whine. Whine. Go Pats. 2016: ONE FOR THE THUMB

If she used a racial slur, she deserved to get slugged in the face?

Every Royal who made it deserves it.

I’m impressed by his genuine concern for the fans, it would be easy to be focused on your colleague.

Deadspin staff only like musical artists who aren’t successful enough to have fanboys.

If it’s a guy getting punched, it’s self-defense.

I see that white NASCAR fans are not one of the groups who can no longer be stereotyped and mocked.

I knew the stunner was coming and I still lost it.

When did Costas turn heel?

Teeth. Teeth are important.

Shouldn’t it be “Liverpool doesn’t”, not “Liverpool don’t”?

So do I. That’s what I say during every NBA season now.

So, have you geeks tried getting him fired yet?

Just don’t make what the editors would classify as homophobic, sexist, or racist jokes. Jokes about death are fine though.

Nowhere in your post is it mentioned that Tabata leaned in with his elbow pad to GET hit. Did you miss that part?

Race of the victims please.

He “deserves all this shine”? Are you trans-racial?

Well, if that’s the case, he’s setting a bad precedent of how a gay man can handle the rigors of life as a professional football player. Running home to help your boyfriend w/ some drama he’s going through is not part of the equation.