Because nobody knew he was before he came out.

Any comparisons to suburban white male teens mimicking black culture are absurd.

“So?” So What?

Mike from Montclair is a known racist troll.

Nothing new. They’re called “wiggers”.

This is a clown story bro.

Double underhook throw. Otherwise known as “pushing and tripping during the push”.

They regretted it? Hardly. They got his attention and made it onto Deadspin.

Has mens soccer every been described as beautiful? It’s awfully sexist of you to only refer to WOMENS soccer as “beautiful”.

Also turns out 99.9% of this country couldn’t give a shit.

Uhh, it’s kind of like how ugly and fat, rich and/or famous men get hot women. Amy Schumer “catches dicks whenever she wants” at 160 pounds because she’s Amy Schumer.

Easy to do, just make the hair longer on the players and slow down the game speed.

Ooooh, some epic edginess. Unfortunately, it makes no sense.

I wonder what competent things Lesbians do that Lesbians find sexual.

Great. Right where people of his talent level go to play football.

Judging by the poor excuse for a mustache, we can reduce the options to current Yankees.

Because it’s racist to support Police Officers. Fuck off.

This needs to stop being a thing. Nobody cares about your kids.

It’s a ten foot rim, deal with it. Why are you hatin on a white boy with ups?

Yes, clearly the white thing to do would be to politely shake the dunker’s hand.