So have any knuckleheads called the kid gay for "opting out"?

Corey Ford should know that its not fun to be stomped on. Looking at his nose, he has been a victim as well.

"You watched a guy who had 30 yards coming into the game run for 160 against you!"

"What is Jet Nation? 42,000 empty seats?!" So Jet fans who prefer to watch from home don't count?

And you notice how posts of this nature never make it out of pending status?

Not "black enough". Do they mean that in the literal pigmentation sense, or that his vocabulary and speaking ability are too advanced?

The owner of a worker's comp law firm is important enough to get front row/behind-home-plate seats at every World Series?

Is there a reason why you think chain restaurants' line cooks make a habit of deep frying "vermin" along with the mozzarella sticks?

Yeah, usually a roster this awful has at least one white guy on it.

He's talking about the original "Moneyball" concept. Where defense did not enter into the equation. It was all about batters not getting out. They would take butchers in the field if they could get on base at a high rate. The OP is talking about an outdated concept of SABR.

On Saturdays, Deadspin gives us the full college football TV schedule.

Well, why don't you show us how it's done? Say something rational and productive instead of jumping out a window.

What percentage of the protesters do you think have jobs? Honestly.

I think you're just down on bacon because it doesn't "look like a dong" like Pork Tenderloin.

I dunno. I just like Bacon. Not because of a marketing campaign. And I won't like it any less because of an expose' of said marketing campaign.

I don't know, the play that immediately preceded this clip was pretty "riveting". Maybe they cut away so quickly to show a replay of the lead run getting thrown out at third.

Still only counted as one run, correct?

Some juvenile bullshit right here.

He will receive intelligent retorts on Twitter tonight.

I will watch the NFL today, and I will root for concussions. Just to piss you off.