Because having your commercial air during a Ravens game means that your company supports domestic violence. This is complete absurdity.

Just ONCE I want to see the opposing bullpens just square off in the outfield instead of running towards the mound.

"Baggs". Why must you refer to him by a nickname as if he's your friend?

"Doesn't Olbermann understand that it's not about the numbers? It's about intangibles. He's a winner. He played the game with class." - standard Jeter-mongo reply to this.

They did.

How much money has this company made off of alcoholic wife beaters? Team Arian, sign me up.

"Worst Person in the World" gets thrown around a lot. But this just may be the guy.

Cool story, bro. He's back in the game.

If only this old guy knocked someone out.

Guy w/ the camera really has a nose for the action. All I see are guys laying on the ground w/o seeing how they go there.

Yeah, I live a "narrow life" because I'm not interested in making Polenta and I don't think an article ABOUT Polenta should be on Deadspin. To steal a phrase from the other enlightened people on here, "go fuck yourself".

That's a bit harsh. Did someone piss in your Polenta?

I didn't read every word. I clicked only to comment. This story should not be on Deadspin. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

A "men's interest" site. Because men like making Polenta.

The first article on Deadspin, a sports site, is a Foodspin article about Polenta. This needs to stop.

Successful white artists with no real musical chops are a source of derision. Rap artists with no musical or lyrical chops are fine as long as they are "heavy". Got it.

I can't think of any thing less "cool" than writing an article about the coolness-level of shorts.

Devoting articles to "offensive/insensitive" signs just motivates people to keep upping the ante with their future signs.

Transfers can't be "athletically motivated". His transfer was determined to BE "athletically motivated". So what's the problem?

"No one ever tells future chemists that the don't get to be in a lab for a year" is the dumbest thing I've read on here in a while.

Non-racists would also be shocked to find out people think they're racist. That is possible you know, that someone gets called a racist but isn't one.