His story stunk from the get-go. Nobody else at the "party" could help so he jumped from the 2nd story balcony? People bought this?

Not a hint of cynicism in the comments yet? False heroisim = Fake girlfriend maybe?

That's because none of them had their eye socket fractured while being assaulted by someone who was trying to grab their gun from them.

Bunting? He's bunting in a batting cage?

How do you feel about Concourse, Gakwer, Deadspin et al embarking on an anti-law enforcement crusade for the past two weeks?

"I just had something that — and not that I'm blaming my father — "

Sounds like blaming your father is appropriate. How you deal with it later in life is on you, but the old man doesn't deserve to be let off the hook.

"Why would I be getting high if I had to get on a plane to make it to my game?"

Why were you getting high before you got behind the wheel of a car?

There are certain people on Deadspin who are on a crusade to turn football players into pussies. They are frightened of the alpha-male. They can't measure up. So they want to tear down things such as "toughness". Admittedly, what I'm about to say is a cliche, but if it ever fits, this is the time: People w/ the…

You're a disgrace. Truly. Mike Brown broke the officer's eye socket BECAUSE he was going to get shot? I think it's the other way around pal. He got shot because of his assault on the officer. If you want to say the lethal force was not necessary, fine. But to say that he was fighting off a cop who was hunting him…

And I hope you are in very close proximity to the detonated warhead.

Considering how much that bucket of popcorn probably cost, I can't blame anyone for wanting to make a hat out of it also.

After tonight's performance it is clear that she should have cashed in yesterday.

You stole that joke from my post on Adam Schefter's FB page. Just admit it.

Green polo shirt guy didn't intimidate cupcake guy in the slightest. That ruined his week.

Was this before or after they threw bananas at a black player?

"Rosemary Church wonders why the largely WHITE authorities in Ferguson haven't considered using water cannons on the the largely BLACK crowds." Thanks for clarifying the demographics. Race baiting nitwit.

Good for them. If they are forced to change the team name I hope every season ticket holder goes to home games looking like this.

Why do articles from Gawker, Regressing, etc get posted on Deadspin? Can it stop?

I had a great week, I don't know what you're talking about.