Yes. It was. There is no such thing as "good old days". I thought starting off w/ that was a good indicator that I was joking. I was wrong.

The good old days. I don't mean when guys were hitting 70 hrs in a season, I mean when the word "chicks" could be used in place of "women" and nobody thought to be offended.

So dumb. So great.

Hunter Pence is making $16 million this year. Hunter Pence will make $18 million in each of the next four years.

Seriously, in 15 years or so of using the internet, I've NEVER stolen someone's joke. Today that ended.

Sports radio "brings people together" here as well. It's just that after listening long enough you'd prefer to be alienated from fellow sports fans.

..and cheated on them with one of their OPPONENTS.

The fact that the majority of people wouldn't know that the white square on this map was Wyoming is part of the reason.

Statute of Limitations.

I really thought that was Queen Latifah at first.

Time to re-examine your life when you create a fake Ken Rosenthal twitter account.

That one hug saved this guy from being just another "look at me" tool. Almost.

People still call Francesa and name-drop Giambi in prank calls, I have to believe they're the culprits here.

I can't believe they printed this list. Vince McMahon's company isn't a sport and it isn't based in New York. Richard Todd & Jason Giambi? The whole thing is absurd.

Apparently, the term "Indie" can now only be applied to bands who aren't successful.

White people shouldn't be allowed to say "wack shit".

Has nothing to do with what market the guy played in.

The Royals mascot. He's not a lion wearing a crown, he's a lion whose head is carved into a crown shape. That's creeprier than the Padres's pedophile.

You're just as bad as the OP w/ your promotion of the "nothing is off limits" bullshit. If you think a dead 9-month old baby is fair game for jokes, you're sick. I am an immoral person in many ways, but there are lines you don't cross. And this should be an obvious example of one of them.

Your disgraceful, horrendous attempt at humor is not alleviated by the "seriously..." sign off.