Deez aint just FINGER lickin good!

In addition to fat, sleeping guy, the guy next to him looks like he's making out with a chicken tender. Group home bus trip the the game is my guess.

That reporter shouldn't have dignified that plug with a tweet.

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If she didn't live in a gun control state, she could arm herself and take this guy out on a stand your ground defense if he makes her feel physically threatened.

..and he'd have a point.

Why did she feel the need to call the police? There were no threats made.

Spoken like a true self-important stick in the mud.

Whoosh my ass. This writer didn't post this as a snarky shot at soccer. He's not mocking the hoopla around the World Cup by saying we've "waited all day" for this soccer match. This thread is just a way to keep pushing the World Cup (can't let the Ecuador vs. Honduras match go without its own thread). The…

Who has "waited all day" for it?? What % of American sports fans care about Honduras vs. Ecuador? The over-saturation of World Cup coverage on Deadspin is amazing.

Wandered in from Deadspin. Saw men arguing over suits with shorts. Went back to my cave.

Teams trolling their opponent's fans in the heart of the opposing city? More please.

This is a serious question. Why is this on Deadspin?

Looks like a pitcher. All hail the DH.

Someone needs to do this with Price is Right contestants.

Just because it was approved, and put out there purposefully, doesn't mean that CM Punk didn't believe what he was saying.

Is a sportcoat really necessary at a WWE Smackdown taping?

This is only slightly less absurd than a NASCAR campaign to recognize the southern, white male portion of it's fanbase.

"Displaced by a bite". When did "bitten off" become politically incorrect?

I get the two guys fighting over it as each though they had "rights" to it based on their hand placement on the bat. But whats with these other clowns reaching in?