the guy has one misdemeanor for failing to identify himself to a police officer and all of a sudden he’s a career criminal.

In lieu of the standard “I hope he gets the help he needs”, I will offer the same “fuck you” I gave to Greg Hardy.

I’m only a casual sports watcher, but from my casual sports watching over the years and reading DS comment section over the years as well, it seems to me that part of what’s causing us to flee is the steady decline in quality. I’ve read numerous people here say that they abandoned ESPN because it’s just a bunch of…

Yeah, I cut the cord three years ago. I’m 43 and single. Real life is just more interesting than sitting on a couch watching games. I don’t really miss the sports.

I made a comment to a friend last night during the week when nothing was on my wife and I would just leave one of the ESPN networks on all night.

I don’t understand how any of this helps me make $40/hr working from home using Google.

Waiting for the ‘let Johnny have fun’ crowd to rationalize this one. Because straight lying to cover your drinking—and begging your friends to help you do so—that is NEVER a classic textbook thing that alcoholics always do.

The people with the banner seem like nice people.

Back in high school, I shared a bedroom with my younger brother, which was difficult because he was a frequent sleepwalker. The hardwood floors would creak when he would get up and walk out of the room. I would have to follow him and bring him back to bed at least 2-3 times a week.

Fine, I’ll do it (not my story):

Someone post the “LOOK AT ME” story from a little while ago. I still get goosebumps thinking of that.

I was reading an article on Gawker about some guy being outed and then the next day I went to read it again and the post had disappeared and then the editor of Gawker was gone.

I’ve always been this stupid.

Chase Utley is also turning baseball into football.

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

How can anyone differentiate between practice squad players and Dolphin starters?

It looks like Philbin was able to resolve that issue at practice. Tannehill looked a lot more comfortable getting intercepted during the game.

It’s fucking Southerners, and it is the goddamn worst. “Pop” is annoyingly twee, but on balance, I’d much rather deal with that than fucking “Coke.” Seriously, if you are reading this and you call all soda “Coke,” you are terrible and you should feel bad about the fact that you are terrible. Never, ever trust a person…

Next you’re going to say that the use of the word “flat” precludes Chicago-style from being classified as pizza.

This appears to fall under a disturbingly discoloured grey area.