I like where you’re going here; I really digit.

So the Giants were trying to get away with a four-fingered discount?

Tom Brady’s name has appeared in a scandal that doesn’t involve deflated balls.

Says the guy supporting the killer of 5 hookers.

Literally, you’re a pedant. Figuratively, if you get this worked up over internet commentary, your heart is going to explode.

No, but seriously, Craig James killed 5 hookers while at SMU.

Good Kinja.

Tom Brady flies a confederate flag from his tanker truck as he steals water from small California towns to drive back to the East coast to water his lawn. Twice. A. Week.

Tom Brady ruined Deadspin.

Tom Brady shoots cell phone videos in portrait.

Tom Brady beat up his girlfriend, threw her on a pile of ammunition, and threatened to kill her.

Oh wait, no, that’s the guy who will play against the Patriots in Week 5.

What’s the difference between Tom Brady and the babies that Tom Brady killed with his lies?

They couldn’t even find a proper skyline to put on the fucking team’s draft hats this year. That’s the Miami skyline. That is just the saddest thing. I give up.

Does anyone actually believe he’s stabbing her with anything?

That’s a good looking beard he has, though.

From what I’ve read on the internet, he’s more of a sword swallower and not a traditional swordsmen juggler type.

There were always rumors about Rodgers preference for big wood.

2 swords involving Rodgers. Not surprised.

Not if the rumors are true.

“See! I told you this would happen!” - everyone’s grandfather.