Colin Cowherd is just glad he’s no longer the whitest dickhead in sports.

Not one!

Well we know one guy who didn’t break out of prison recently.

One game/week (ala football) for all sports.

If you think that’s all baseball needs, then you must be about 85 years old.

Eliminate innings. Each baseball team gets 27 outs to use as they see fit.

The clear answer here is to disallow all recording and broadcasting equipment from golf tournaments. How awesome would that be?

It would also deprive us of watching Jon Lester hit.

Counterpoint: Abolish MLB.

I interview applicants for my company as a “First round of interviews,” so that my boss does not have to deal with fresh out of college kids that can’t be taken seriously. Well, I have had several interesting ones, but most notably are the three(two) that have walked in my office.

This is an engineering firm so we live…

I was early and nervous, as you tend to be for job interviews. I went to the bathroom to try and calm down and pass the time. A guy was clearly taking a number 2 in a stall. He comes out and walks right out the door without washing his hands.

(Cross-commenting)

Simmons is a 45-year-old man whose writing voice never evolved past the frat house.

Well, there goes my whole “Simmons to Deadspin” wish.

This is just like that episode of Road Rules when Derrick threatened to quit unless he could drive the RV. (Side note: My boy, Irish Demarcus once ran into Ibis at a CVS in Quincy and swears she backed into a car. She couldn’t drive the RV anyway.)

10 Reasons Why Bill Simmons Will Be Named Editor-in-Chief at Buzzfeed

This is just like that time on Saved By The Bell when the show got cancelled....

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

“I wish I was unbeaten.”

And says "Hey breaux, Geaux Saints!