Colin Kaepernick is only asking those questions for outsider opinion because he too doesn't know all the breakdowns of defensive coverages and every players responsibility.

Darren Rovell: A penis wearing a wig.

Johnny Tebow.

Johnny College Football

This article was a disappointment for not even once using the word "penis" to describe Rovell.

Given how serious the Bengals treat off-the-field conduct, I'm sure they won't sit Still on this.

I skipped my tenth and managed to get them to lose track of me (by dint of considerable effort, taking advantage of the post office screwing up an address change) in advance of the 20th last year. I have no desire to ever see any of those people ever again.

If I were the Bills or Jets, I would want to play in Washington, too. No road team EVER loses there.

Just great. I'm pretty sure he's my secret santa.

Now the banks will be Sitting, Waiting, Wishing.

I don't understand all this talk about throwing people under the bus. If you've ever seen RG3 play, you know he'd bounce them about 10 feet in front of the bus.

Daddy paid for her pain. Then they walked away.

The band immediately attempting to distance itself from the suit

Yes, let's keep all of that high school foolishness out of the NFL...

I'm just glad all these kids were straight. If one of them had been gay this might be a distraction.

You can tell this guy went to Michigan, because he's making the M with his legs, and there's a self-righteous dick right in the middle of everything.

It is also more satisfying when you pretend that Brett Favre is dead.

You don't want them to show you that guy who got rear-ended in the exit ramp, either.

To be fair, the @Deadspin account has been known to do the same thing on occasion.

Cheer for your team. Don't act like an asshole. Simple rules for people to enjoy going to the game.