This was followed immediately by Ditka and another guy (Keyshawn?) telling their heart-warming "my dad beat the shit out of me and if he hadn't, I'd be nothing today" stories.

"...And coming up on our next segment: could Janay Palmer have prevented this by being The Good Wife? The Good Wife, an Emmy award winning drama starring Julianna Margulies, premiers on September 21 at 9:30 ET/9:00 PT only on CBS..."

Sucks. Erin Andrews is fucking terrible.

ESPN sure has been desperate to report on any excessive contact between players.

To be fair, he might actually be Jack Harbaugh rather than an actual fan.

Does anyone else feel like Josina Anderson is playing a caricature of herself? Or is this just how ESPN directs its "reporters" to be?

"Proper showering schedules are the key to football success"

Nothing funny to say, just want to remind everyone that ESPN is the worst.

Josina Anderson might be the worst sports reporter in the history of ever. That's not hyperbole. It's pretty well known in Denver that she would make up stories to fit her narrative, particularly during the McDaniels/Cutler/Marshall era in town.

That is so homophobic to suggest that he's going in last "so as not to make them feel uncomfortable." Unbelievable.

Meanwhile, Rams players wish backup TE Brad Smelley would hurry up and get his shower over with.

I'm just glad a story about ESPN and showering doesn't involve 'praise' and 'on Tim Tebow.'

So... they're sad because Vick doesn't have a dog in this fight?

Yep. It's all gonna be like, "I liked the Seahawks before they were cool. Vintage."

The best part of these posts is seeing which player each fanbase wants to get fucked with a rusty construction tool.

That was the greatest Super Bowl ever. I mean, that was supposed to be so freaking close. The untoppable force of the Broncos' offense meets the immovable object of Seattle's defense.

For fuck snakes

Schuab looks like he's coming to let you know he did 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an 8 year-old.