They do this at TCU football games and it hurts my soul every time.

The Chiefs end every national anthem with "..and the home of the CHIEEEEEEEEFS." It's fucked up. However, they insist on doing it at every Royals, Sporting, and fucking Kansas Jayhawk game as well. Fuck the Chiefs.

You wouldn't think that people from a place as lovely as San Diego would be humorless and defensive, but there it is.

Thanks for proving Drew's point.

That makes sense, because if every town has a personality, San Diego is that guy who wears a bluetooth headset everywhere, works at a cell phone store, and takes his job way too seriously.

This is exactly the reason why there will be a universal DH in about 10 years. The pitcher bats and then he is out. End of story. The DH was one the better things to ever happen to baseball.

Boy, you know, it's a good thing this kid came into the league when he did; I was worried that after peyton manning finally retires, I wouldn't have any opposing QBs to really, truly, loathe with every fibre of my being.

If only Uncle Nate would have looked at the watch, he would have seen his 15 minutes are up.

Houston is so awful, it is often referred to as "The Houston of America." Also, this is representative of someone from Houston.

I know they're in love with the coach, but naming a color after him seems excessive.

The other guy in this convo got blocked first for pointing out the center part, but I was surprised he got me so quickly

I've never been blocked, so I'm gonna tell the story of the time I blocked Darren Rovell on Twitter. It was maybe two years ago, and I was fake-RTing him saying dumb shit (which, yes, is obnoxious, but also funny sometimes!). I'd read about his (deeply wienery) habit of following people just long enough to send them…

Well I got blocked after I adarn'd ESPN

Josh Cribbs blocked me because, after he tweeted a joke about Akron guard Alex Abreu getting arrested, I tweeted him a link to his own drug/domestic abuse arrests

Last year David Aardsma (pitching for the Mets at the time) tweeted that his bed was stolen from his new apartment in New York (weird, right?). It happened after he blew a save, so I said if he blows one again I'm coming back for the dresser. He blew it that night, and blocked me.

Bomani Jones blocked me because I called him out over a racial comment after he talked about how much he hates race baiting a few minutes prior.

I read this whole article looking for the list. Damn you and your clickbait.

When asked how he would deal with Vodka Sam, Tony said he'd give her a shot.

Dear Tony Dungy,

And now "Tony Dungy: Time Traveler"....