#bigtits /s/ Jon Heyman

"Michael Sam hates foreskins"

Not even wearing a condom??? I can't believe that snake isn't worried about catching something from that dude.

Also, their "Rock N Roll Part 2" bit where they sing "We're gonna beat the hell outta you" etc is annoying as fuck.

*Lambeau

We'll all look back on this as just a bump in the road in Tony Stewart's career.

Don Banks center part jokes are always hilarious.

So Michael Sam is a bully for wanting to be accepted by his college teammates and be himself, and you're hoping he gets injured? You sound like a wonderful human being.

The Ft Meyers police are so unfair. He's obviously searching for his cat.

"Could Tim Tebow have taken Rick Reilly's career and made it more successful? Tune into First Take to see Skip and Stephen A discuss!" ~ ESPN

Far from it. Faaaarrrrr from it. *awkward laughs* ~ Manti Te'o

That picture is the definition of racial profiling.

I noticed that "uses its name as a verb" isn't one of the things on the list.

Jay Mohr is a comedian? That's a stretch.

+1

Well yeah, he needed to decorate his refrigerator box under the bridge. #homeless

This was the 2nd true thing. 1st was "I LOVE YOU, MANTI!"

Is it hard to answer the same question over and over to the media? Do you secretly or not so secretly dislike the local media (radio show hosts, beat reporters, etc)?

This story is obviously fake. Nobody carries cash any more, amiright?
~ entitled white people

Why your college football team sucks, 2013