What a terrible news anchor. You can tell he's reading word for word off the TelePrompTer.

All of Twitter: @coltonchelf #your

Don't forget they bash the Jaguars for not signing him because he'd "sell tickets."

Because he wouldn't be good at that either?

"I was there anonymously."

Lotta "douche" being thrown around but no "Do you still beat your wife?" questions.

I feel bad that someone had to actually pay attention and watch episodes of this awful show to look for signs of Odom's drug use.

Paranoid, is he? Like he thinks the defensive players in a huddle are talking about him?

"He would have gotten away with it if I had recruited him to my program." ~ Brian Kelly

"Wrecks, why do you have to be so difficult when speaking to the media?*" ~ Arian Foster

I don't know about alcoholic, but he's definitely a vicious malapropist.

Nobody asked if he lives with his mother, which, obviously, is true.

"I've got no one to blame but myself. And the BioGenesis guy for keeping records that got leaked. And the sample collector whose life I tried to ruin. And Aaron Rodgers for betting a year's salary that I was innocent. And global warming. But really, it's all [not] my fault." ~ Ryan Braun

We definitely need to find out Tim Tebow's reaction to this news and how this will affect his chance of making the roster. Let's camp out for several days by the practice facility! - ESPN via Skip Bayless in an email to staff

"...Ritchie Incognito is a great dude..." - Aaron Hernandez, in a letter written from prison to one of his fans

"There's gotta be a way to fine Antonio Smith for this." - Roger Goodell

"P.S. Im a great dude don't believe all the neg. publicity please!"

I clicked on the horse racing link but it just brought me to some actress's IMDB page.... http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000572…

It really IS an ESPN competitor.

Better that VJ walked instead of driving and risk getting a[nother] DUI.