The numbers show Kent to be a pedestrian defensive second baseman, but his hitting numbers are WAY above the HoF standard for the position. He should have been first-ballot without a question — the two best offensive second basemen of the ’00s were Kent and Utley by a big margin (Biggio was in decline by the start of…

Another year without the best baseball player of all time is damn shame. I cant even watch the sport anymore because of it.

Even year!

Sue who? Sue me! Sue everybody! For punitive damages, sir. I’m very, very hurt by you.

My dad is retired, and has a rat problem in his backyard due to his fruit trees and the neighbor behind him that has backyard that would make Fred Sanford cry. According to him, the best bait are sardines. He calls me almost every day, and his first words are “Got another rat!!”

Another stellar exception to the special features rule - and akin to Dr. Horrible’s commentary - is the commentary to Spinal Tap. Instead of the usual actors reacting to their performances or talking about what was going behind the scenes, the actors doing the ST commentary are still in character so are commenting on…

Oh

I think the top and bottom of this GIF says it all:

I really, really hope Fury Road gets at least one major nomination. Theron really deserves a nod, and I think you could make a solid argument for Miller for Best Director. I have a feeling that it’ll be shut out of anything other than technical nominations, but boy, that movie was great.

It’s apparent that ESPN has a Ditka Fart Protocol in effect and cut directly to Berman.
Impressive.

Been too long since I saw fear in Cris Carter’s eyes.

Pilot G-2 07 -

Pilot G-2 07 -

Pilot G2 10 or GTFO.

Pilot G2 10 or GTFO.

This is a weirdly late response to that Shaq rap, Kobe.

So the problem was that his balls were always bouncing to the left and to the right?

Do illegal drugs so that you can better cave someone’s face in... keep fighting.

“Big Balls” done Mark Kozelek style, as a tribute to Tom Brady.

You sass that hoopy Cam Newton? There’s a frood who really knows where his towel is.