And Planeswalkers. Double ugh.

The aliens definitely exist, it’s just that the vastness of space is impassable. We’re alone with ourselves forever and if you have a more disheartening thought I don’t want to hear it.

I don’t blame PAC for wanting to protect Dragon Gate, and I don’t blame AEW for sticking by their guns that their important matches have actual finishes.

Trump and his underlings love using the language of dehumanization. It’s one of their more dangerous fixations. Referring to human beings as vermin leads you to a Rwandan genocide scenario. It’s a short trip from locking children in cages to herding them into gas chambers.

Roasting vegetables opened up a whole new world for me as well. There’s nothing better than roasted cauliflower, dirzzled with olive oil and topped with salt and Parmesan. If it gets a bit of char on top for a little extra texture, so much the better.

First Autumn now this. It’s a good time for M:tG.

When she realized she’d never be loved, she chose to be feared.

James Harden has no honor. Look at that disgusting flop.

Gotta be Eldred Jonas. He’s perfect for the role.

No, she’s a clone of Anakin made by Palpatine.

Ronda broke her hand and they had to change the planned finish on the fly. You can see she’s not clenching her left fist at all in that clip.

Shouldn't our goal as a society be complete unemployment?

Yeah, I saw Rambo III.

The Larry Sanders Show is better than Seinfeld. It is, in fact, the greatest comedy in television history.

Will equal time be given to someone who doesn’t like ketchup?

The Rams played like they didn't deserve to be there because they didn't. 

Damn straight. Discovery isn't Star Trek. 

He also said that the Warriors would never win a championship shooting threes all the time. 

Yeah, the end result was probably better than the average Bradley Pinion punt.

I once had Rockies reliever Todd Jones threaten to “beat my ass” after ripping Mike Hampton all day.