“Deadpool was like a B, MAYBE B+ movie. Not Oscar-worthy at all outside of these parts.”

A Marvel any DC is powerless to stop.

It’s a very poor game, but I don’t think gameplay was something the creators cared about very much. The creature is spectacular.

You just sent my boner into the ground.

Yes, but “scrappy” is an adjective reserved for smaller than average white guys. He should have called it “athletic” since she’s black.

Chipper’s numbers are definitely HoF-worthy and he should get in. But you know what? He was almost precisely half as good as Barry Bonds.

Kent’s numbers belong in the hall. He was just never famous enough and was a bit of a red ass. He was also on “Survivor”.

Hey now, Babe Ruth has 0.7 lead on him in career WAR.

If Chipper Jones gets in the Hall of Fame before Barry Bonds I think I might puke.

This is why online multiplayer games are poison. “Overwatch” looks fun and I really want to try it, but not if I’m forced to associate with people like this.

He dead.

I think “Spider-Man 2" should have been nominated. It was certainly better than Best Picture winner “Million Dollar Baby”. I’d also have liked to see “The Dark Knight” and “The Avengers” get Best Picture nominations.

And it clearly should have won. That movie will stand the test of time. Unlike the movie that actually won last year, which I bet most people can’t even remember.

It’s okay, it’s just getting way more praise than it deserves. None of the songs are especially memorable and that’s a huge problem for a musical. Somebody on this site called it “maybe the best musical ever made” and it made me want to beat them death with my “Singin’ in the Rain” LaserDisc.

See you at WrestleMania, Ronda!

Please don’t donate to the Salvation Army either, then. They’ve also got a nasty habit of discriminating against the gays.

Say what you like about Jabba, but he had good taste in women. And frogs.

With a name like that, I’m glad this kid is good at sports.

Or, you know, acting class.

I’ll fight to the death in defense of “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer”. That song is legit funny and catchy. Just because you’re sick of it doesn’t mean you should deprive the kids of the wonders of holiday novelty songs. We need another Dr. Demento, dammit!