We used to have a weird yearly event at my school known as “Discrimination Day”. Kids were all randomly assigned a colored badge that corresponded to a hierarchy. Kids with gold badges were above kids with blue badges, who were above kids with pink badges. Golds were allowed to make blues and pinks carry their…

No kidding. I’m an adult and I’m wearing a nice shirt. I can’t pick wings. That’s the choice of PBR swilling cretins in tank tops.

Think how much more interesting and informative a movie from the Tsarnaev’s point of view would be.

Yep, this is me, too. I still can’t believe they make the playoffs regularly now.

Heaven forbid they hire an actual Frenchman to voice this character. A clear case of frogwashing.

I took my six year old daughter to the polling place with me. She insisted I vote for “the girl” because “girls need a chance to try their best”.

I’m surprised they have enough people there to hold those up in the first place.

Don’t cry heresy, but tri-tip is better than brisket. You don’t have to cook the hell out of it and slather it in sauce to give it flavor.

I don’t even want to know what kind of bland motherfucker chooses watery flavorless pot roast over chicken pot pie.

My orthodontist was Dr. Payne.

More than anything, I want Marvel to get the rights to Doctor Doom back from Fox. Marvel’s best villain needs to be in the Avengers movie.

Bill Clinton’s Welfare Reform Act is the single worst thing that came out of his presidency. Removing the only parent from a low-income home for 20-30 hours a week as a condition of staying on welfare has done more damage to our society than simply cutting a check ever could, no matter how many “welfare queens” are on…

Do people remember “Junior” more than “Twins” now? “Twins” was a much bigger hit (and a better movie), but I think that “Junior”’s insane concept of a pregnant Arnold has stuck in people’s minds better.

This guy has had every opportunity to stick his foot in his mouth and hasn’t done it yet. He looks more presidential than Trump. I’d like to see him on stage for the third debate.

Barry Bonds had a reputation as a playoff choker until he didn’t. So did Peyton Manning. Point being, small sample size is all it is. I don’t believe Kershaw magically comes down with the yips in the 7th.

I look forward to a similar article about the Cubs if they manage to win a title.

I guess you missed that Cueto start and the fact that Moore was almost as good last night.

We should replace it with some sort of competitive pornography.

Big deal. I bet Roger Bannister could do it in under four minutes.

Hogan is rumored to be back in the WWE fold by Wrestlemania.