I sat through every second of that slog. Let me feel good for one day, okay? I’ll go back to feeling miserable on Friday.

Hey, I made this same argument after the NBA finals. Nobody wants to hear that that the winners aren’t always the best.

Yeah, they seem to have forgotten that. He threw a one-hitter for the Giants this season.

Not everybody can be Tony Gwynn.

https://www.amazon.com/Bloodsport-Paul-Hertzog/dp/B000PFU816

Everybody likes “The Touch” and “Dare”... but my favorite Stan Bush track has always been “Fight to Survive” from Bloodsport. The synth-guitar solo is INSANE.

“people didn’t know Iraq was a sham yet”

You don’t like Kuiper? I think he’s excellent. Also, he carries his partner’s bags ever since Krukow came down with that muscular disease.

“You Are A Fact Checker” is the worst Choose Your Own Adventure book.

Yeah, he’s been pretty bad for a good long while. He repeats himself a lot these days. But most sports announcers are total shit so he’s still probably in the top ten.

You really think Bumgarner wanted to come out of that game? He’s a hothead and the Giants bullpen is shit. He’d pitch 9 every time if you let him.

He’s got more than touch of the red ass. The great ones usually do.

Theodoric of York: “Hey, don’t I know you?”

When things like this happen it’s usually too much to point the finger at one thing... but damn, this is all on the bullpen. If they just halve the number of blown saves the Giants are already lining up their rotation for the playoffs. They’ve hit poorly for the second half but this is still a good team. Their…

There are legitimate reasons not to idolize Serena Williams.

I need a Hot Toys Ricky Ricardo to pair with this.

I’d rather watch this than the draft.

Now that Blizzard have shut off the easy Garrison gold, my mage is getting desperate.

Fuck our delusional, child-beating running back. I hope he falls off a camel. Fuck Percy Harvin. Fuck Brad Childress. Fuck Brett Favre. Fuck Fred Smoot. Fuck our criminal owner.

Bolt > Milo of Croton