I have no respect for Pat Tillman or anyone else who chooses to go kill people.

You mean the Finals the refs ruined? He shot like 100 free throws in that series. He was getting bailed out over and over again after throwing himself at Mavs players. It was embarrassing.

My little girls love dark rides. And shit, it’s nice and mellow and there’s air conditioning in there, so I like them too.

I have no interest in playing CS:GO as I am totally inept at shooters, but I am absolutely fascinated by the concept of weapon skins and the insane market for them.

Human enjoyment of bloodsport goes back to prehistory. I’m not going to feel bad for enjoying boxing. It’s a step up from cockfighting, bear-baiting, and the NFL.

Throwing that game was the most indefensible thing he ever did, including the rape.

Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!

This is my Christmas morning! Still kind of bummed that the boring Amanda Miranda Panda beat the sublime Tunis Van Peenen last year.

Shit like this is what makes soccer unwatchable.

Should have went with the breakfast Quesalupa.

I know who I’d rather hang out with. And yes, I remember the rape allegation.

“Gladiator” was terrible. “The Revenant” is average. “Mad Max: Fury Road” should win all the awards.

Amazon definitely does not suck when you live in the middle of nowhere and your only bookstore is Walmart.

Is Pitbull real? He seems like an SNL character to me.

This is not a good reason to like a musician.

Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future.

Janet Jackson approves.

Shit, my wife won’t let me cut out our cable package because she likes to fall asleep to Golden Girls reruns.

I already assumed every NFL player used some kind of performance enhancers. I mean, you’ve seen J.J. Watt, right? To paraphrase“Shit My Dad Says”, he looks like he should be on display in a stall at the county fair with some poor asshole sweeping up his shit.

Creepy immortal Abe Lincoln vampire over Bowman’s shoulder.