I'm glad she's feeling better about it, but this doesn't relieve me of having to see Colin Jost attempt to do jokes every week.

65% is a B grade?!? What magical heaven is this school?

I want it to be my sheets.

...I want this to be a poster on my wall in the year 2014.

in a year circa 2000 this would be poster on my wall

About the level of insight I would expect from someone with your name. aka: none.

That gif is TOO MUCH.

WHAT IS THAT ABOUT? I work at a school, and I found a poop in the staff bathroom. Like, right *in front* of the toilet, on the floor. How does that happen?

NO NO ONE STOP THE PUNS

I don't have a poop story. I'm commenting purely so that you can all laugh at my British discomfort at the idea of sharing a poop story. Or reading a poop story. Or generally acknowledging that poop is a thing that happens.

What kind of mangled dicks have you seen that remotely resemble croissants and lobster tails?

Has Jessie from the babysitters' club taught us nothing?

Yet another reason we need more women in tech/all STEM

And yet they keep a page showing a kitten in a bucket being doused with kerosene and then lit on fire. WTF.