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less talented white man replaces a more talented female?

I also don't understand why Michael Che isn't replacing Colin Jost. Cecily Strong's delivery was worlds better than Jost's.

But what she does have:

Say what you will about Nicki Minaj, but over the years the one major constant with her is her support of young people and education. There are so many videos and gifs of her on the internet, telling random kids that the single most important thing is for them to go to college and work hard at being smart.

I'm like 80% sure that's actually Mariah.

I've seen better scientific foundations for claims in creation museums.

Considering what "wash day" used to mean to women for basically all of human history previous to this, I'd fuck my washer too were I living in this decade.

Yesterday Vogue published an online article titled, "We're Officially in the Era of the Big Booty." Cue all the eye

Also: I'm not good at getting coffee:(

Some constructive criticism, thehunchbackofnotredwayne, since I see you are interested in pursuing a path in sexist trolling: you need to commit (I would suggest you fact-check, too, put that's probably beyond you — Maddie is a staff writer here, just FYI! That is a full-time position, and also a vagina is not

Bless you, Madeleine.

It's an epidemic.

It's all done under a lack of male gaze.

GOOD GOD I'VE FOUND MY NEXT TATTOO

...I need to go and do some squats.