If there is an after life, I like to think Carrie is chiding her mother saying “Jesus, could you not even give me 24 hours before you stole my limelight?!”

Or better yet: Trump Tower, ‘cause he’s not gonna spend much time in that dump in DC.

Thank you for everything, Carrie. For your bravery and charm and your refusal to shut up or give up. For lifting the veil off mental illness. For refusing to be ashamed. And most of all for showing my daughter that being a princess isn’t just about finding a prince. You will be so missed.

Forget his account; it’s the white supremacists, especially the Nazis with hundreds of thousands of followers who harrass, intimidate and subtly call for violence, that should be banned but that they’re afraid to ban. Twitter is run by a bunch of cowards. The Nazis are now fighting amongst themselves on Twitter about…

Never watched KUWTK but a spin-off where Rob, Scott and Kanye get a bachelor pad together could be somethin’. Lamar can drop around from time to time just to chill. And they’ll occasionally plot epic pranks against Tyga, like sending “agents” to reposess his stuff and tipping off TMZ.

But you can be both. I’m happy being single. I’m sad and lonely in that state sometimes. Just like people in relationships can be mainly happy and sometimes sad and lonely. But being told all the platitudes isn’t listening and isn’t allowing someone to share what can be hard feelings because they make us feel weak.…

Fuck you! Elton John is fine.

Yaaas I love Jesus memes

There are absolutely problems with being single — it’s just that as a society we tend to exaggerate those claims while ignoring the benefits, and we do the opposite for relationships. Particularly for women.

The ones that told you to lose weight can go fuck Ted Cruz.

Well, the thing is, you aren’t alone. In this particular pain, you have a shared experience with countless others (myself included).

It’s not just his Tweets, it’s almost every thing he says or writes. Every freakin’ time he says something, one of his mopes has to come out and say what he REALLY meant was..., or no, you’re too stupid to understand what he said, or he was just joking you guys, or flat-out no, he didn’t say that despite physical…

Carl Sagan likened nuclear proliferation to two enemies together in a gasoline-soaked room. One person has five matches, and the other has three.

He’s no longer draining the swamp. He’s just setting up his new cabinet HQ there.

“Drain the swamp” means different things to Trump voters than it does others. People on the left keep thinking “his voters will turn on him once they see how he’s staffing his administration with political and financial elites.”

How many times did we hear his supproters say Trump’s main qualification was that he’s made a lot of money so he must know how to run the country and make it “great” again? Yup, what you said...