...short-rib burger blend molded into a sad little meat thing, sitting in the center of a massive, rapidly staling brioche bun, hiding its shame under a slice of melted orange cheese...

My favorite line in the Vanity Fair article:

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

Let’s not forget that Ivanka vacationed with Putin’s paramour Wendi Deng in August.

Gross. Since she doesn’t even get to have a head in the first picture, it really feels like he’s just like “I put a baby in this hot baby receptacle.”

Her boobs sure are floating though!

With this electorate, Jesus himself would’ve lost.

“Sanctity of human life” is such a hollow fucking phrase, especially when it comes from anti-choice folks.

Stop taking Putin’s money and stop hiring Putin’s friends and stop apologizing for Putin’s behavior.

I stopped at “pre-instantly”

I keep thinking back to my high school English teacher. If I had turned that in as a sentence in an essay, he would have handed it back to me and said “You like to show off? How about you diagram this sentence for the class.”

To springboard off of your comment, here is a list of organizations that are helping on the ground. http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/how-to-help-aleppo-charities-and-organisations-to-donate-to-including-msf-the-red-cross-and-the-white-helmets_uk_584ff7a8e4b040989fa80770?gmlwzpmcovn16k1emi

They’re psyched to build sand castles on the deck of the Titanic. They never really wanted a functioning democracy in the first place- it was all about creative destruction for them

Exactly this.

There are too many good tunes to confine to two days.

She’s served six years in prison. I don’t see how commuting her sentence constitutes “forgiveness.” The thinking is six years is plenty of time considering her actions.

I was skiing in Sun Valley, Idaho about 20 years ago... Schwarzenegger strutted in, in a tight, purple ski suit. I’m putting on my boots on the bench to the side, he puts his hands on his hips, stops and say “See, Marie, we are one of the normal people” and marched up stairs.

This is the most awesome point I’ve heard in defense of the Electoral College yet: OK, we’ll vote eventually, but we’re not agreeing until you tell us everything. You need to expose every deal made during the campaign, the last five years of tax returns, any correspondence with a foreign power outside of the on the…