Obnoxious and unhelpful is putting it mildly. There is always a tinge of shaming behind the speculation. As a person who has had to make the call requesting a welfare check on a loved one, I can tell you this shit ain’t easy.

I mean sure, it’s possible that Jay-Z really does have assassins, but it’s more probable that Kanye is struggling with delusions. Fear of assassination is one of the old classics.

It means that someone near him thought he was a physical danger to himself or others. Involuntary psychiatric holds are a thing. This is very sad and very serious, but it’s probably not Jay calling in the illuminati.

With all my intuitive, witchy powers I tell you I have long believed Kanye to be bipolar. Love him, feel for him, he’s a blowhard but brilliant. Let’s try a little compassion- when it comes to mental illness, celebs are really just like us- except sometimes the fishbowl exacerbates the delusions and makes it harder…

Ok, now that I’ve seen this I cannot unsee it, sorry, not sorry. Also whoever was the genius to replace Donald Trump’s eyes with his mouth is who I blame for my haunting nightmares.

And just like that - POOF! - all mentions of $25 million dollar fraud-settlement, business meetings with Indian business partners, Ivanka sitting in on the meeting with Japanese leader - gone. Scrubbed, completely, from our collective memory. Hey, at least it’s tidy! 

“He has over 25 million followers on Facebook and Twitter and it’s a great way for him to take his message directly to people, cut through the noise or the silence, whatever the case may be,” Conway replied. “Sometimes he’s just trying to cut through the nonsense of people telling Americans what’s important to them,…

see also: We hate government interference until we have a fire or a flood.

Like George Carlin said, they want a small government so it’ll fit inside a woman’s uterus.

Totally! It’s amazing how their “keep the gov’t out of my personal life” rhetoric drifts away when it comes to people whose personal lives they don’t agree with.

For people opposed to the “nanny state” they sure are keen on government interference in people’s lives.

I can’t imagine Melania has any intention of fulfilling the duties— or even an idea what they are — of being First Lady.

She is an inspiration! Family first, always family first!

Glad to see the Drumpfs upholding the Republicans’ tradition of fiscal responsibility by needlessly adding expense and complications to the presidential security arrangements.

What I really am failing to understand recently, is how so many people have made it through elementary and secondary school and come out the other side thinking “Hey, how about them Nazis?” Truly, the one area I thought our education system did a good job in was saying that the Nazis were among, if not the fucking…

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Somebody explain to me why his hundreds of lawsuits wasn’t a bigger story than Clinton’s emails.

This better be a damn good settlement. I’m irritated that it seems everyone’s trying to forget/push things out of the way now that he won. Like he’s become untouchable.

Interesting how his phoney baloney University has a much higher approvals rating than he does as President-Elect.