Yep, it is true. Reading about the campaign behind the scenes it showed that it was mess. They were going unveil a new type of data after the election, but the data got everything wrong. They aired more television advertisements in Omaha than in the states of Michigan and Wisconsin combined.

Here is your White Trump voter, America.

which is remarkably funny, because melania totally aped the first lady’s speech, in heels.

I like to think he’s an orphaned shape-shifting alien who has never met its own kind and is trying desperately but failing badly to fit in with the humans all around it.

I’m totally applying for a job in the White House. Why not? Not like those assholes know who to hire anyways?

Unfortunately the rest of us also get it too.

So is his formal title White Chief White House Strategist, or Chief White White House Strategist?

It seems we heard an unprecedented amount of that kind of thing this election, from wacky write-in ideas to voting for wacky 3rd party-ers to not voting at all because “they’re both just horrible people.” Lordy do those people have no capacity for analytical thinking?

I saw. Which was why I said “are willing to play.” I’m criticizing the impulse itself, regardless of whether it becomes action.

I was going to write in Popovich/James (LeBron).

Amazing how the news channels and nightly news shows are putting shit on a platter and pretending that the people who ran, applauded, laughed about, and expanded a campaign built exclusively on hating non-whites, including dead war heroes should now be patted on the back for a job well done by reporters who only want…

Picked a VP who favors conversion therapy, and thinks homosexuality is a disease...

It’s really nice to hear privileged people acknowledge and own their privilege, and make an effort to see things from other, less privileged viewpoints.

Mitch Mcconnell has the most punchable face I’ve ever seen

if you’re not fat or smelly, then you shouldn’t care if people call you fat or smelly.

Imagine if Obama had merely “said” that he grabs women by the pussy. Do you think he could still get elected president regardless of what the facts were? Hell, he was held accountable for statements made by OTHERS (like his pastor, for example). Yet Trump’s refusal to distance himself from his fathers past, his racist…

Um, Trump having zero track record in government is (or should be) a negative.