Pfft. Hillary and Obama can cause a plane crash that only kills their target. If they were coming for Trump, they would not miss.

Except that Trump supporters use BILL Clinton’s infidelity as a reason to NOT vote for Hillary.

It completely matters as more to pile on the whole hypocritical shit show about 45% of voting Americans are.

I’ve actually never heard it used in a positive way. Interesting to hear that it’s being used that way.

“Strident” has strongly negative connotations and is routinely used as dog-whistle sexism in the same way “shrill” is. Maybe not the best word to use in this context.

Jerry Orbach is the only Lumière to me. And now I have a case of the sads.

I know that it’s in jest, but my work involves making accessible products and color blindness is one of the things that we try to alleviate (or at least avoid making UI that relies on color variances solely to relay information to customers).

I really hate to defend that suit and shoes combo, but the colors are fine.

Using large losses to avoid paying taxes for years is one thing. Maybe it looks bad, but it was clearly legal.

I was literally told, “I don’t care what the truth is, I won’t vote for that bitch” after I proved them wrong about something. I’m disabled.

The waiter at Olive Garden to refill his basket of endless breadsticks.

The accused has the right to face their accuser in a court of law by a jury of their peers if they so desire. The fact that he cannot see is being argued that he cannot face his accusers because he cannot identify them.

Personally I feel that only people from the culture being copied can decide if it’s offensive or not. White people have no business telling people if they should feel opressed or not

I was making preparations to take classes at a fancy, big studio when I saw the owners were recruiting volunteers to tend the land at their country home. Because it’s yoga tradition to provide service for your guru. They wanted me to pay $20 a class AND mow their lawn.

Free advice: anyone who espouses a vague Eastern free-yourself-from-attachment-and-desire philosophy while simultaneously being filthy rich is most likely a con man.

That was an excellent selection. Although I wish it was one entry longer because the one about the guy on the Craigslist date with the guy who worked real estate and was making noises in the basement was terrifying. I thought about that story for DAYS after I read it. Scary as hell.

All I’m sayin’ yo.

Eh, to me, that one sounded more like a “dating horror story” than a “horror story.” Unlike the story about the gay guy who went to a model home near O’Hare to hook up with a probable murderer, it sounded like the decapitation guy had some serious issues with judgment and boundaries, but probably wasn’t going to try…