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This ridiculous comparison keeps being brought out for no good reason whenever this subject comes up. Sally Field played Tom Hanks’ mother because in most of her scenes she needed to be young enough to play 8 year old Forrest’s mother. In the few scenes she has with adult Forrest, she has a ton of make up to make her

He was playing Pierce Brosnan.

Tom Hanks wasn’t in “Mrs. Doubtfire.”

I have been waiting all my life to share these (disturbing) sexts with the Internet. I knew I saved them for a reason. They are from a dude I met at a party 5 years ago and he sent them to me out of the blue one Saturday morning. I was NOT DOWN to get them.

I texted my husband a picture of my boobs when he was out of town once. He texted back a long response about the “dangers of the cloud.”

you know jake from state farm?

Sexting is embarrassing and regrettable and bad, and none of us can stop doing it. That’s the conclusion, anyway,

Yep. first thing I thought of. But that’s more a statement on how bad Ray Rice’s initial punishment was than what this punishment is.

Same number of games as Roethlisberger got for his second sexual assault allegation. Neat.

So it’s worse than beating your wife, but not as bad as beating your wife but being caught on tape.

I think he should have to play the first 4 games with a ball COMPLETELY deflated... Like ur dad makin u smoke the whole pack when he catches you smoking cigs! Ha!

I guess I’m an older millennial (‘87), but knowing there are people in my generation who don’t know about Ja Rule is just murdaaaaaaaaa to my heart.

THE SIMPSONS HAS SUCKED SINCE THE 1ST SEASON

Subway Sucks

There is nothing more unsettling than being in a strange city—or a strip mall, or a bus terminal—and getting a big

Is this how you’d want to be worshiped?

This is disgusting. She’s a middle-aged woman trying to look merely decent and do her best in a business that is incredibly hostile to woman who are not 25 and beautiful.

I don’t think anyone would appreciate having their pubic hair dye purchase history being posted online, regardless of the poster’s intent. No matter what it comes across as mean-spirited effort to humiliate. Writing stuff like “LOL her crotch” is just so gross.