You’re correct.

Never ever.

I think a better question is when you buncha babies can accept that Deadspin isn’t strictly a sports-only site and hasn’t been for years and years.

Headlines that assume something about my knowledge. “10 things you didn’t know about [x].” “Everything you know about [x] is wrong.” Motherfucker, how do you know what I do or don’t know about something?!

That would be cool, but we lost a lot of our music writing knowledge/capability when we lost Harvilla and Puja.

Here’s reddit’s:

Carved on that brick:

Definitely. I went to Ellis Island for the first time last week, and the best part was ridin’ on the big-ass boat.

He’s an idiot and a bad writer.

We have an extremely elegant and luxurious Foodspin plan. It’s gonna be tremendous.

A little drug I like to call... Life!

Breaking news...no drug quite like it

Barney made 11 consecutive dog days before he got too old to climb the stairs last year.

But Viagra remains exempt in California Hopefully somebody will orchestrate a “bleed in” where we sit down and menstruate all over his chairs.

My dad is a Browns fan, and I’ve always felt so badly for him. At least he had Jim Brown when he was a kid. The cost for sticking with them through thick and thin was to have the team move, disappear, come back, and shit all over their own stadium ever since. He may be a saint.

a) We’re curious about when we’ll get to read the next installment of GRRM’s best-selling A Song of Ice and Fire fantasy saga, and the best thing about being reporters is that we get paid to rudely ask about things we’re curious about. We have zero interest in stressing our friend GRRM out, but do feel obliged to ask…

Some people are fans of the Arizona Cardinals.

Scouts say Reid has great quick-twitch muscle, and Lane is a natural athelete. The scouts are split on Kaepernick, some saying he athletically gifted, some believing he is a student of the game. All agree he was raised a grinder.

The NFL? Disingenuous?! HOW DARE YOU!

There have been situations where I feel like I’ve been ill-treated, yes.