Phoniest redemption narrative

I mean, this has come up.

Can’t we all chip in a few bucks, and have Jim Tomsula emcee the evening?

Will Chicago get the bid next year?

Running in the zoo seems like a good choice. It’ll sure as shit make everyone who sees you think “What the fuck are they running from?”

It’s just as satisfying to shit talk a cheetah whether you have kids or not.

Why, yes, I have and I knew that jab would bring the likes of just this. But let’s be honest and talk about how we really celebrate our Steelers players. Antonio Brown gets praised for pretty catches—and taking hits despite his size. Hines Ward was legendary for making catches in the incredibly dangerous middle of the…

Yeah, he was a mixed bag. On the one hand, sports. On the other hand, SYSTEMIC FUCKING RAPE.

“I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.” - Mitch Hedberg

My dad owned an Ali-themed corner bar in Louisville KY in the early 90's. Ali would come in periodically before the illness set in. I, as a youngin, played foosball in the game room every night. One night, around 1992, Ali came in and challenged me to a best of 5. He beat me in 4 and said “Son, you got some nuts going…

I’d guess local news is normally happy to roll over, especially if not doing so might hurt their relationship with important subjects. But apparently his handler didn’t realize that now that he’s resigned as president, Ken Starr is not important, and it’s in Baylor’s interest to shift blame to the people who have…

Bravo to KWTX!

LeBron James wears 23

The greatest prank Dan Gilbert ever pulled was convincing the world that his immature high jinx, and not his predatory loan empire, are his most odious quality.

How is Dan Gilbert’s fart machine not the lede here, Kevin?

I dunno, I'm sure I've never sat down and really written out specific criteria. But, in my reckoning, what makes Ali special is that he not only had an in-ring career that is basically unrivaled in the history of his sport (in terms of the fighters he fought, the success he had against them, the way his boxing style…